Little Jokes To Lighten Your Day

- Confession of A Coffee Lover

I was at Starbucks yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart. The music was really REALLY loud so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my latte and then noticed.. everybody was staring at me..

then I suddenly remembered, I was listening to my Ipod!!!

i'm just staring on your profile. waiting for you to say "Hi" to me.

I TRIED TO HIDE MY TEARS. I TRIED TO BE HARD. AND I TRIED TO SHOW A SMILE. BUT TRUE IS HARD, AND I TRIED TO BE PERFECT. BUT I CAN'T LIVE THIS LIE ANYMORE

i will change his face with your face. it's easy. like you're so easy to leave me.