I don’t know how to start this or know where to begin. First I would like to thank all the fans for their support through the passing of Jimmy. It has been comforting to see his fans, our fans, and everyone in general give their support. Jimmy was my best friend, as he was best friends with many other people including the members of Avenged Sevenfold. He was hands down the greatest person I have ever known. I told him I loved him everyday. He demanded your love and was never afraid to give it back. I have walked side by side with Jimmy, everyday, for the last 18 years of my life. I have no memories before Jimmy, and it’s going to be damn hard to move forward without him here. It still doesn’t seem real. He was my best friend, songwriting partner, band mate, confidant, and most importantly, he was my brother. The crazy thing about Jimmy was that everyday was a crazy story. We have told our favorite Jimmy stories for the last 2 weeks and never have we repeated ourselves. This guy was magical. The out pour of art from his soul was unlike the world has ever seen. Unless you spent a day with Jimmy, or 18 years, it’s impossible to explain, so I’m not going to try. He inspired people in different ways. He wasn’t just a drummer, he honestly didn’t care so much for the technical side of drums, cause he could play anything he wanted. He was all about creating beautiful songs, original fills and hopefully touching people with his art and mind. He told all of us for years, including his parents, that he knew two things in life. He wanted to be a rockstar, and that he wasn’t going to live past 30 years old. He was right on both accounts, but I know Jimmy, and if he knew how much pain this would cause for the ones he left behind, he would have done anything he could to stick around a little longer. Jimmy gave so much and in the end it was his time to go. All my reasons for wanting him to stay are selfish and I know he is in a better place then this, so in a way I’m joyful that my best friend is now at peace. He made it to the other side first and I can’t wait to hang with him again. I have so much to say but can’t find the words so I will wait until time can allow me to find a way to express myself. As for the rest of us, it has become clear what we need to do. We had just finished writing a record with Jimmy. I can’t promise what the future holds because right now it’s too painful to think about, but we know we need to record and put out this record in honor of Jimmy, for Jimmy. He would call me every night to talk about songs and tell me “this shit is gonna change the world.” I agreed with him, unfortunately I didn’t know it would be on these terms. Please be patient with us for we cannot imagine how hard this is gonna be to get through, we just know we have to do it for his legacy. After that, who knows? But I know Jimmy will help us make that decision when the time comes. I love you Jimmy and I feel like the luckiest man in the world to have known you and spent 18 years of my life with you. Rest in Peace my friend.
M.Shadows
Saturday, January 16, 2010
au ah gue bingung mau ngasih judul apa. btw, gue udah lama ga nge post. males banget sumpah. langsung aja ya
setiap hari jumat kan ada pelajaran Al-Quran, masyatuhan, bukannya gue gasuka atau gimana ya, gue sih suka2 aja sama tuh pelajaran, tapi setiap gue mau masuk tuh kelas rasanya ngantuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk banget. anjau gue sampe nangis gara2 nguap mulu. demi deh mau tidur rasanya.
gue jadi lupa mau nulis apa. -_-. tiba2 perut gue bergejolak. padahal udah makan tai sapi. (wtf? ini si babi yg nulis)
kata orang sushi itu enak lah, mantep lah, lejat lah, maknyos lah. tapi kenapa ya kalo gue ngeliat sushi rasanya mau muntah. maaf ya buat sushi lovers. kan tergantung selera orang. maklum lah tiap hari gue makan tai sapi bareng indri. au ah gausah dipikirin.
lanjut hari jumat. pas gue pulang sekolah, kan gue minta tolong si babi jempt gue, anjrot lamaaaa banget. yaudah gue jalan aja. kebetulan ada si tata. yaudah gue jalan bareng. pas lagi jalan, si andre(a.k.ababi) langsung dateng naik otopet kesayangannya... kaga lah, naek motor. trus pas udah nyampe rumah, gue liat ada tukang susu yang biasa nganterin susu SAPI buat gue sama 2 babi lincah ini terlihat sedang tidur pulas di ayunan gue. melongo pula. pules abis. ngeliatnya jadi pengen tidur. trus gue ketawain. tiba2 bangun. gue kabur. trus langsung makan. abis makan gue baca majalah bentar. trus ngantuk. trus tidur deh. indah banget ya hidup gue begitu aja. kaga lah. gue tidur sekitar jam 3 sore. dan bangunnya jam 06.30 sabtu. ckckck. tidur terlama dalam hidup gue. pules banget.
udah ah gue mau syuting (-_-)
udah ah gue mau syuting (-_-)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
FUCK YOU
Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor
So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is midieval
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Do you get
Do you get a little kick of being slow minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval your after
Well that's not how you find it
Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
Your losing control of it and it's really distasteful
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor
So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is midieval
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Do you get
Do you get a little kick of being slow minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval your after
Well that's not how you find it
Do you
Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
Your losing control of it and it's really distasteful
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Look inside
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Sunday, January 10, 2010
i swear, i'll kill her
so, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
you were supposed to call me tonight
we would have gone to the cinema
and, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street
we would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
and then a walk in a park together, how beautiful is there!
you would have said "i love you" in the cutest place on earth
where some lullabies are dancing with the fairies
i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, i swear...
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
they would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
i would have met your dad, i would have met your mum
she would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"
so we would have had a boy called tom and a girl called susan, born in japan
i saw it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
i saw it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...
me neither. i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
she'll dump your arse for a model called brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money
i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, you know, i swear, i swear ...
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
man, i told you, you know, if i find her,
i really, i, i mean, i'll kill her, for real!
it's like for sure, you have to know, uh,
i mean, you know, i can do it, man,
i'll kill her.
PS: i love you _________
you were supposed to call me tonight
we would have gone to the cinema
and, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street
we would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
and then a walk in a park together, how beautiful is there!
you would have said "i love you" in the cutest place on earth
where some lullabies are dancing with the fairies
i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, i swear...
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
they would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
i would have met your dad, i would have met your mum
she would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"
so we would have had a boy called tom and a girl called susan, born in japan
i saw it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
i saw it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...
me neither. i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
she'll dump your arse for a model called brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money
i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, you know, i swear, i swear ...
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away
man, i told you, you know, if i find her,
i really, i, i mean, i'll kill her, for real!
it's like for sure, you have to know, uh,
i mean, you know, i can do it, man,
i'll kill her.
PS: i love you _________
Thursday, January 7, 2010
iPod ku sayang, iPod ku malang :(
kemaren malem menjadi malam yang sangan pilu. sepi, sunyi, gelap. sangat pilu sekali. *oke, gue udah nyebutin ini 2 kali*. karna iPod gue tiba-tiba ngehang. hidup tanpa iPod, bagaikan sapi tanpa kepala *kerenkan?* okelah, gue lebay. padahal malem itu gue pengen banget ngabisin waktu sama iPod gue. jadi gini ceritanya, gue mau masukin lagunya Boys Like Girls - Two is Better Than One. gue pengen dengerin tuh lagu sambil tidur. soalnya cuma tuh lagu yang bikin gue inget sama si abang. anda tau lah. siapa itu abang. pas gue eject iPod gue, kan udah ga muncul tuh di iTunes, yaudah langsung gue cabut. pas gue liat layarnya, kok masih gambar "connected". jadi tuh kaya masih ke connect di laptop. gue otak-atik. ga bisa2. gue pencet menu lamaa banget, ga ngaruh. gue pencet "play" lamaa banget, tetep ga ngaruh. gue pencet yg di tengah lamaa banget, tetep ga ngaruh. yaudah, apa daya? gue bukan teknisi *emang ada ya teknisi bisa benerin iPod?*. kebetulan iPod gue yang 4th/5th generation kalo ga salah. nano, tapi ada kameranya. gue tungguin nyampe nyala. tapi gue ketiduran. sekitar jam 22.55 tuh iPod ngambek sama gue. yaudah gue tidur aja. gue bangun jam 06.00 di suruh sholat sama nyokap. *solat apaan ya jam segitu?* abis sholat gue berdoa, semoga iPod gue bener lagi. ternyata belum waktunya. sedih banget gue ngeliat iPod gue. kaya orang step, trus ga bisa ngapa2in. gue jadi inget masa2 pertama kali gue beli tuh iPod. pertama kali gue beli, gue pengen cepet2 pulang supaya cepet2 di isi sama lagu. egois banget ya gue? setiap hari pasti gue dengerin iPod. tiada hari tanpa iPod. gue addicted banget sama iPod. gue ga bisa hidup tanpa iPod. gue inget waktu di mobil, gue lagi berantem sama si babi. yang bisa bikin gue tenang cuma si iPod. gue dengerin iPod aja. bodo amet si babi mau ngomong apa. emang gue pikirin. pas gue boker, pas gue mandi*iPod gue bisa di loudspeaker*, pasti gue selalu di temenin sama iPod. pas gue lagi di sekolah, gue bete banget. pasti gue dengerin iPod. rasanya hampa gitu sehari tanpa iPod. gue udah hopeless nih. udah ga ada harapan iPod gue masih idup apa ga. yaudah gue tidur lagi. gue bangun jam 9. ternyata eh ternyata, sesuatu yang menggermparkan terjadi. sungguh sulit di percaya. ternyata indri iriana putri adalah seorang pria jantan *?*. engga lah, ternyata iPod gue udah ga error! sujud syukur deh gue. terimakasih banget sama Allah SWT udah kabulin doa gue. tapi batrenya kok langsung kosong? padahal kemaren gue charge penuh. besok malem bokap pulang, gue mau langsung ke ratu plaza, gue mau protes. kata bokap gue sih ada garansinya
langsung otp sama bokap pas iPod nyala
gue:yah iPod ku meledak
ayah: ... (hening, mencerna kata2 gue dengan tenang)
gue: woy
ayah : loh? kok bisa? *nada kaget*
gue: hehe engga lah. iPod ku udah nyala
ayah: trus gimana? besok ayah pulang, langsung ke ratu plaza ya. ada garansinya kan?
gue:emang iya ya? kayanya orangnya ga ngmong deh. emang berapa tahun?
ayah: ada lah. kan ada suratnya.
gue:berapa tahun?
ayah: seratus tahun
gue: ha ha *ketawa garing*. batrenya juga ya. aneh
ayah: iya ntar sekalian protes di iStore
gue: kan iPod ga ada yg bisa di buka?
ayah: emang...
gue: kata mas ipan kalo kaya gitu mesti di bawa ke amerikanya langsung
ayah: mending beli iPod baru de'.
gue. ooo gitu yaudah okedeh
tuttututututut *mati*
buat anda yang punya iPod, siap2 lah menghadapi ujian berat seperti saya. terimakasih
langsung otp sama bokap pas iPod nyala
gue:yah iPod ku meledak
ayah: ... (hening, mencerna kata2 gue dengan tenang)
gue: woy
ayah : loh? kok bisa? *nada kaget*
gue: hehe engga lah. iPod ku udah nyala
ayah: trus gimana? besok ayah pulang, langsung ke ratu plaza ya. ada garansinya kan?
gue:emang iya ya? kayanya orangnya ga ngmong deh. emang berapa tahun?
ayah: ada lah. kan ada suratnya.
gue:berapa tahun?
ayah: seratus tahun
gue: ha ha *ketawa garing*. batrenya juga ya. aneh
ayah: iya ntar sekalian protes di iStore
gue: kan iPod ga ada yg bisa di buka?
ayah: emang...
gue: kata mas ipan kalo kaya gitu mesti di bawa ke amerikanya langsung
ayah: mending beli iPod baru de'.
gue. ooo gitu yaudah okedeh
tuttututututut *mati*
buat anda yang punya iPod, siap2 lah menghadapi ujian berat seperti saya. terimakasih
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
we are amazing
hey guys, sebelumnya gue mau ngucapin bela sungkawa yang sebesar-besarnya kepada James Owen Sullivan yang telah pergi pada tanggal 28 Desember 2009. semoga di terima di sisiNya. amin.
http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=2088642. liat aja sendiri deh, ga perlu di ceritain. beberapa menit kemudian, threadnya kan gue close. pas gue pengen ngirim linknya ke temen2 gue, eh udah ga bisa. yaudah gue cari di kaskus pake nama "webcam". pas lagi nyari, ada thread "chat seperti di omegle tapi menggunakan webcam". weh, patut di coba nih. (sorry ga bisa gue kasih tau linknya). pas gue coba, ternyata seru juga. kita chat sama random people/stranger, tapi pake webcam. jadi langsung bisa ngeliat kita chat sama siapa. kayanya ga perlu gue ceritain ya gue chat sama siapa aja :). sekitar jam 11.05 gue mandi. jam 13.29 gue ke rumah lita. pas dirumah lita ada nabila. ga tau kenapa gue pengen aja ngerjain nabila. yaudah si nabila rambutnya gue jambakin, gue tampol. hehe pas di rumah lita, gue sama nabila cuma kejar2an doang, sementara lita ngurusin bbnya eror gara2 nabila kentutin. trus kita langsung berangkat ke teko. tu de poin aja ya, kita 11 orang. satu deret kursi penuh sama kita semua. yang paling ribut tuh gue sama nabila.
jadi gini, gue punya temen namanya Anthony. dia orang prancis. kalo webcam tuh cuma keliatan perut kebawah. ga keliatan kepalanya. trus gue bilang sama nabila
gue : bil si anto kayanya kepalanya ganti2 deh
nabila : iye sih waktu webcam dia ga mau nunjukin kepalanya
gue : lu tau kan foto2nya dia? beda2 kan? ada yg lagi di dapur, mukanya kaya tentara, yg lagi di wc, rambutnya pirang, yg lagi duduk sih cakep, rambutnya pirang juga. yg lagiberdiri kepalanya kecil badannya gede.
nabila : iya sih. eh lu ta kan grup di bb yang tahun baru trus ada foto orang ******nya panjang banget sampe di taro di pundaknya?
gue: iya emg knp?
nabila : si anto kaya gitu kali ya? trus *****nya di jadiin sorban. di iket di kepala
pas nabila ngomong gitu gue cuma bisa nungging. sumpah kocak banget. gue ngebayangin ada anu jadi sorban di kepala trus ujungnya naik gitu di atas kepalanya kaya eskrim. di auditorium itu, gue sama nabila berisik banget. kebetulan lyza kan di sebelah lita, si adrie sampe ngirim bbm ke lyza buat nyuruh kita ber2 diem. perut gue sakit ga ketolongan. pokoknya hari itu amazing sekali buat kita. love you all :)
okay, sebenernya udah lama, tapi gue tulis lagi karena gue masih ga percaya. Rev bisa pergi cepet banget.
selasa, 5 Januari 2010 gue mau pergi nonton di TerasKota sama lita, nabila, lyza, alfath, bagus, ais, ai, adrie, fatur, tata. kita mau nonton Sherlock Holmes. gue bangun jam 06.00. sekarang gue ga merana lagi, karna laptop gue udah balik, gue bisa main laptop sampe bego. I'M LUCKY GIRL! nyokap ke sukabumi, bokap ke kantor, kakak gue sekolah. gue sendirian di rumah. thanks god. hari itu gue seneng banget. pertama, gue nyalain laptop trus langsung ol msn. trus gue buka fb sama kaskus. lagi liat2 thread di lounge, ternyata ada thread seru. yasud gue buka, anjrot kocak abis ga nahan. nih linknya -
jadi gini, gue punya temen namanya Anthony. dia orang prancis. kalo webcam tuh cuma keliatan perut kebawah. ga keliatan kepalanya. trus gue bilang sama nabila
gue : bil si anto kayanya kepalanya ganti2 deh
nabila : iye sih waktu webcam dia ga mau nunjukin kepalanya
gue : lu tau kan foto2nya dia? beda2 kan? ada yg lagi di dapur, mukanya kaya tentara, yg lagi di wc, rambutnya pirang, yg lagi duduk sih cakep, rambutnya pirang juga. yg lagiberdiri kepalanya kecil badannya gede.
nabila : iya sih. eh lu ta kan grup di bb yang tahun baru trus ada foto orang ******nya panjang banget sampe di taro di pundaknya?
gue: iya emg knp?
nabila : si anto kaya gitu kali ya? trus *****nya di jadiin sorban. di iket di kepala
pas nabila ngomong gitu gue cuma bisa nungging. sumpah kocak banget. gue ngebayangin ada anu jadi sorban di kepala trus ujungnya naik gitu di atas kepalanya kaya eskrim. di auditorium itu, gue sama nabila berisik banget. kebetulan lyza kan di sebelah lita, si adrie sampe ngirim bbm ke lyza buat nyuruh kita ber2 diem. perut gue sakit ga ketolongan. pokoknya hari itu amazing sekali buat kita. love you all :)
menurut gue, rokok itu...
Prinsip Para Perokok :
Ngerokok ya mati..
Ga ngerokok juga Mati..
* Selain itu dengan mengkonsusmsi rokok juga dapat mengurangi resiko kematian, buktinya di acara berita televisi atau koran, belum pernah ada orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok. Jadi resiko kita untuk meninggal lebih sedikit jika kita sering merokok.
* Yang lebih menguntungkan lagi, rokok juga baik untuk basa basi dan menambah keakraban.contohnya :
Misal kita sedang berada di suatu pesta/ acara, untuk membuka obrolan pasti yang kita tawarkan “Mas, rokok mas..??” ga mungkin kita nawarin “Mas, Duit mas..??”kan ga lucu, malah kita jadi tambah kere kan?
* Selain Itu dengan merokok kita juga memberikan lapangan kerja , bagi para buruh pabrik rokok, pedagang asongan, dokter, pembuat asbak, dan pabrik obat batuk
* Lalu jika anda yang mempunyai alergi wangi-wangian..merokok juga bisa menjadi solusi yang tepat..Jika istri anda pake parfum yang wanginya minta ampun sehingga kamar jadi wangi minta ampun??merokok saja di kamar, dijamin kamar anda bau tembakau dan istri anda akan minggat dengan sendirinya.
* Sementara itu survey juga membuktikan merokok juga dapat menjadi penolong anda saat motor atau mobil anda macet di tengah jalan..Maksudnya Gimana??
begini,,Kalo misalnya motor atau mobil anda macet di tengah jalan..di cek businya,udah dibuka diamplas, diutak utik tapi ga bs nyala2 mtr nya..rokoknya masukin aja ke tanki bensin,,langsung motor anda jadi baru. Ga usah bingung2..delaer masih banyak kok
* Rokok juga bisa menjadi alarm anti maling..terutama jika perokok batuk berat di malam hari..Maling nya pasti takut, ga jadi nyolong..karena masih ada orang melek.
* Sementara itu di syuting Film Koboi..rokok juga sangat membantu untuk penampilan koboi..Koboi akan terlihat lebih gaya jika naik kuda sambil ngrokok..sekarang bayangkan jika koboi naik kuda sambil ngupil..????
* Untuk anak2 sekolah rokok juga sangat berguna sekali..yaitu untuk melubangi jawaban soal2 UAS, jadi ga perlu beli pensil 2B..mahal.Pake rokok aja 700 perak dah dapet.
Ngerokok ya mati..
Ga ngerokok juga Mati..
* Rokok dapat menghindarkan kita dari perbuatan jahat..karena selama ini belum pernah ada kasus orang membunuh, mencuri atau pukul2an dengan posisi merokok..mana ada orang mukul sambil merokok. ga ada kan?
* Selain itu dengan mengkonsusmsi rokok juga dapat mengurangi resiko kematian, buktinya di acara berita televisi atau koran, belum pernah ada orang yang meninggal dalam posisi merokok. Jadi resiko kita untuk meninggal lebih sedikit jika kita sering merokok.
* Yang lebih menguntungkan lagi, rokok juga baik untuk basa basi dan menambah keakraban.contohnya :
Misal kita sedang berada di suatu pesta/ acara, untuk membuka obrolan pasti yang kita tawarkan “Mas, rokok mas..??” ga mungkin kita nawarin “Mas, Duit mas..??”kan ga lucu, malah kita jadi tambah kere kan?
* Selain Itu dengan merokok kita juga memberikan lapangan kerja , bagi para buruh pabrik rokok, pedagang asongan, dokter, pembuat asbak, dan pabrik obat batuk
* Lalu jika anda yang mempunyai alergi wangi-wangian..merokok juga bisa menjadi solusi yang tepat..Jika istri anda pake parfum yang wanginya minta ampun sehingga kamar jadi wangi minta ampun??merokok saja di kamar, dijamin kamar anda bau tembakau dan istri anda akan minggat dengan sendirinya.
* Sementara itu survey juga membuktikan merokok juga dapat menjadi penolong anda saat motor atau mobil anda macet di tengah jalan..Maksudnya Gimana??
begini,,Kalo misalnya motor atau mobil anda macet di tengah jalan..di cek businya,udah dibuka diamplas, diutak utik tapi ga bs nyala2 mtr nya..rokoknya masukin aja ke tanki bensin,,langsung motor anda jadi baru. Ga usah bingung2..delaer masih banyak kok
* Rokok juga bisa menjadi alarm anti maling..terutama jika perokok batuk berat di malam hari..Maling nya pasti takut, ga jadi nyolong..karena masih ada orang melek.
* Sementara itu di syuting Film Koboi..rokok juga sangat membantu untuk penampilan koboi..Koboi akan terlihat lebih gaya jika naik kuda sambil ngrokok..sekarang bayangkan jika koboi naik kuda sambil ngupil..????
* Untuk anak2 sekolah rokok juga sangat berguna sekali..yaitu untuk melubangi jawaban soal2 UAS, jadi ga perlu beli pensil 2B..mahal.Pake rokok aja 700 perak dah dapet.
gue sendiri sih sebenernya ga ngerokok (kayaknya).
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